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Short Tag Line:
Are you into casual sex or should I dress up?
I/We are looking for
We are an easy going couple married over 21 years and still very much in love. We are looking to meet attractive couples who enjoy music, dancing, and dining without aid of a drive-through. If those same couples also enjoy occasional trips to warm beaches at resorts where sun screen and a hat are considered appropriate attire and the idea of playing a round does not refer to golf that is even better.
We understand that it will be difficult to find people who actually like to have fun - especially in locations where scantily clad people forget about work and indulge their intimate desires. Nonetheless we are willing to undertake the search. If such people do exist, we'd like to meet them. If they also have an interest in girl-girl play we'd love to meet them. We both enjoy sensual touch and the heat generated through soft kissing, caressing, and foreplay that leads to hot passionate sexual encounters - soft swap or full swap. We're not into "pairing off" in separate rooms. We prefer to stay connected during our play.
She has developed quite a passion for the ladies and loves a little one on one girl time while the husbands watch followed by soft or full swap. Her ultimate girl fantasy is a girls only weekend with four or more girls at the beach or a chalet in the mountains with no husbands allowed.
On occasion we indulge her fantasies by finding a very selective single male to participate in a MFM where she is the center of attention. If you are an attractive and very selective single male who likes to focus on pleasuring a beautiful redhead's every desire, we'd love to hear from you. Keep in mind that this is about her pleasure and her fantasies. You will definitely enjoy yourself as well, but your focus should be her pleasure. We practice safe sex so if you object to condoms we're not interested.
Describe Yourself:
We are empty nesters which means we now get to run around the house naked. It also means that our schedule is very flexible - except for the requisite business travel that keeps interfering with life.
Sense of humor - we have none. We had one until US Customs confiscated it on our last return trip from Jamaica. They claimed we had too much fun and confiscated our sense of humor, two bottles of Appleton rum and Nan's Boys R Toys t-shirt. We have tried several times since to get it back but each time we try the US Customs officials just laugh at us which confirms to us they still have it.
She is 5'9", 130 lbs., 34C, and a very sexy redhead. She is sometimes shy at first around new people until she becomes comfortable with them. Fortunately, a glass of wine tends to lend comfort as needed. She absolutely loves men but has also developed a passion for the ladies.
He is a 6'4", 225 pound Ogre that loves to indulge her. Fortunately he is an Ogre with broad shoulders, blue eyes and a great smile. Looks that improve with distance is the term that comes to mind. Note - The more you drink the better he looks so if you want to put the agave plant on the endangered plant species list he can be downright attractive. He is outgoing with a warped sense of humor and his primary focus is making her happy. By some unexplained mathematical anomaly he is 112.3 percent straight. We've checked our math on this and are quite certain of the results as there are no variables in the formula.
We are both considered classy, intelligent and attractive. To clarify:
Classy - we are able to hide our small hick town roots and actually appear to most observers to be upstanding pillars of the community. We have a tooth to tattoo ratio greater than 20:1, we have never been banned from the local WalMart and we restrict the pink flamingo yard ornaments to the back yard.
Intelligent - we understand the concepts of parallel universes and string theory although we still giggle when someone mentions super massive black holes. We understand basic physics and can calculate the frictional coefficients of most popular brands of lube but tend to get distracted when we experience linear expansion due to the friction and have therefore never remembered to record the data.
Attractive - for her it means she has the ability to cause wood at 20.3 paces even when there is no breeze blowing. For him it refers to Einstein's theory of General Relativity - specifically the gravitational attraction of large bodies.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
We love giving and receiving sensual massages leading to passionate encounters of breathless erotic bliss - hard to imagine I know. We like taking weekend trips to visit swing clubs in other cities and the occasional jaunt to the Caribbean for more of the same indulgent activities - but with sand. We also love sipping a drink by the fire while listening to a little jazz. Our idea of camping is a suite at five star hotel without the aid of concierge services or valet parking (aka roughing it).
**Update** - Nan has taken up a new hobby and is trying to learn to read men's minds. She claims it is not difficult but that clothing seems to interfere with her ability to accurately read a man's thoughts. Therefore she finds that the fewer clothes she has on the easier it is to read a man's mind. We'll delve deeper in to the subject and report back on this phenomenon.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We want to meet couples who have a positive outlook on life and that understand the need to enjoy life here and now. Life is too short to waste on people with bad attitudes or bad haircuts.
Now for the boring but import disclaimers. You must be clean and D&D free, We practice safe sex only - no exceptions. Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. Consult with your physician to determine if you are healthy enough for sexual activity. If your erection lasts for more than four hours - expect to be invited back!
We do not use the "chat" feature on this or any other web site. "Chat" requires immediate responses and we like to respond at our pace after conversing with each other. Simply stated - we don't enjoy it - so we don't do it. Additionally we are no longer giving or accepting certifications. This is simply personal preference for the privacy of all involved.
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